If you'll remember back a bit, I posted an excerpt from Ben's Sentence Completion List. This was an assignment from Dr. Flaton, the pediatric ADD specialist. As a very special treat for you today, I will post the remainder of Ben's sentences. And perhaps a comment or two if you are very, very good readers. Just a reminder, Ben is 8 years old.
1. I would like to be a scientist.
2. My mother loves chocolate martinis. (ack! choke! cough! While technically true, this was not high on my list of things I wanted the doctor to know.)
3. I cannot have a cell phone. (This is so true. But I am considering wrist watch walkie talkies with a mile and a half range.)
4. If I only had a cell phone I'd love my Mom and Dad. (Boy! They learn early don't they? The answer is still "NO!")
5. Girls _____________________ (He had no reply to that. I find that comforting on so many levels.)
6. I am ashamed of Danny having attitude. (Note that he's not ashamed of his own behavior. This answer is totally worthy of a presidential candidate!)
7. I am afraid of nothing. (Yeah, that's what I was afraid of...)
8. I like Pokemon cards.
9. I don't like summer school.
10. I love my Mom, Dad and Danny.
11. Boys are my friends.
12. Mother should do nothing. (I am not exactly sure how to take that... but I like it.)
13. There are times when I am bored.
14. I hate bullies.
15. It makes me sad to watch a kid being bullied.
16. My home is small.
17. Father should do nothing. (again with that?)
18. People think that I am stupid. (What!? After much teeth gnashing and hand wringing it turns out there is a snotty 2nd grader that asks him things like "what is 1000 x 200?" When Ben doesn't know the answer he tells him he's stupid. Grrrrr!)
19. Sometimes I think about skateboarding and fishing and surfing.
20. Nobody knows that I have ADD. (I can't decide if it's wonderful or really sad that he doesn't get that people know he's ADD...)
21. The best thing that ever happened to me was riding a horse.
22. The worst thing that ever happened to me was breaking my wrist the first time.
So, I guess we haven't completely ruined our kid. Except for being outed about the chocolate martini addiction and the small house it's all good.
Did anyone notice what didn't make the list anywhere?????
That's right. No cancer anywhere.
No, "worst thing that ever happened to me was mom getting cancer..."
No, "mom should buy a wig..."
No, "afraid my mom will die..."
Just normal, every day eight-year-old boy stuff: science, surfing, cell phones and Pokemon cards. Thank you, Lord!
Cross posted to Mothers with Cancer