Truth Of The Day

I just got this via email this morning. The truth of it shall ring through the ages. I only wish I knew who to credit with it's origin. Professor Google made mention of Alyssa Milano but since I was not allowed on the proffered site I cannot confirm nor deny the rumor.

Without further ado, I give you Monday's Truth of the Day.

"Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So - if you give her any crap, you will receive a ton of shit."